The Spoiled Child
Coco
Light-blue eyes, outdoor privileges, and a full vocabulary of complaints. Mama's baby and completely aware of it.
REAL PETS. REAL FAVORITES. REALLY HELPFUL.
Cute &
Unemployed.
The internet met Gus. Now meet the ridiculously useful things that keep our spoiled crew happy.
🐾 Yes, Gus really gets vacuumed. Yes, he likes it.
BRUSH? MAYBE.
VACUUM? ABSOLUTELY.
VACUUM? ABSOLUTELY.
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MEET THE MANAGEMENT
The Coco & Pals Crew
Five cats have achieved financial independence by outsourcing everything. Beppo is the only one on payroll.
Professional Spa Client
Gus Gus
Brush me? Absolutely not. Bring the vacuum.
The Hunter
Blue
Provider of lizards, crickets, flies, and other gifts nobody ordered. He considers this a contribution to household expenses.
Interdimensional Consultant
Jingles
Frequently travels between dimensions. When he returns from the void, he has questions.
Temporarily Lost
Jack Jack
Walks around meowing like everyone vanished, then enters the room: “Oh. There is everyone.” This is a daily operation.
Head of Security
Beppo
High alert at all times. Cars, leaves, neighbors, suspicious air movement — Beppo hears it. Unlike management, he actually earns his keep.
TESTED BY THE HOUSEHOLD
Their Current Favorites
Not random internet picks. Everything here is something this household actually owns, uses, eats, destroys, or has personally approved.
GUS GUS APPROVED ★ The VacuumYes, Gus willingly gets vacuumed. This is the one. Shop it →Adventure Harness
For supervised outdoor adventures, neighborhood inspections, and lengthy conversations with Mama.
See on Amazon ↗Spa Brush
For maintaining the magnificent Gus Gus coat when His Chonkiness permits grooming.
See on Amazon ↗Blue's Penthouse
A proper observation post for the household hunter between field assignments.
See on Amazon ↗Catnip Spray
For when interdimensional travel becomes stressful and the void simply isn't hitting like it used to.
See on Amazon ↗Favorite Toy
Something to do while Jack figures out where everyone went. Again.
See on Amazon ↗Poop Bags
Not glamorous, but the Head of Security has operational requirements.
See on Amazon ↗Affiliate disclosure: As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. We only share products we actually use.
THE 5' CAN OPENER HAS OPINIONS TOO
Mom's Favorites
Things that make serving this tiny furry corporation slightly more efficient.
THE HUMANS ASKED FOR MERCH
The Coco & Pals Shop
Original shirts, mugs, totes and other completely unnecessary things your pets would approve of. Print-on-demand shop coming soon.
CUTE & UNEMPLOYED
I HAVE A COMPLAINT.
HEAD OF SECURITY
FOLLOW THE CHAOS
Come hang out with Coco & Pals.
Complaints, hunting reports, suspicious behavior, dramatic reunions, and whatever Beppo is barking at.